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Total Medals Earned: 422 (From 35 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,345 Points

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 23/23 (540/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Pothead Zombies

Medals Earned: 6/8 (215/315 points)

Keep'em Coming! 5 Points

Killed 100 zombies.

Come get some! 10 Points

killed 300 zombies.

Trained to perfection 25 Points

Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.

Uhn... What? 25 Points

Finished the game on "Overdosed".

Its an investment, honey! 50 Points

Maxed a weapon.

The Perfect Duo 100 Points

Found the better combination.

A gift for my love 50 Points

Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.

Hell Yeah 50 Points

Finished the game.

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/440 points)

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

Spin

Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/205 points)

Boom Baby! 5 Points

Get the bombs powerup

Out of This World 5 Points

Slow down time

Gimme A Blaster 5 Points

Get the laser

Sharpshooter 10 Points

Make a match after three bounces

Addict 25 Points

Played 100 times

Purist 25 Points

Get to level 25 without getting bombs or a laser

Tough Guy 25 Points

Get to level 25 without using shields

Mr. Fancy Pants 50 Points

Get 50,000 points within ten seconds

Showoff 50 Points

Get 40,000 points in one shot

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Stickya Adventurya

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)

Easier as it seems. 5 Points

Kill the first enemy.

HOW COULD YOU?! 5 Points

Destroy all the bunnies.

Knick knocker. 10 Points

Explode the big mean door.

Well, that was fun now wasn't it. 25 Points

Complete the game.

You're just great at this. 25 Points

Die over 100 times.

Slice, Dice and Slash. 50 Points

Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.

You must be cheating! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 3/11 (40/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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